problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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