Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
