White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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