I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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