Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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