Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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