They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
