margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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