Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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