I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Boobs speak an international language.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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