I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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