I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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