He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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