using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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