We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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