i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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