You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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