Don't you send me to vm
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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