girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I need to sanitize my soul.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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