id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I feel like a drive thru vagina
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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