This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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