"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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