Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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