office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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