Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
