The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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