Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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