your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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