Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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