Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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