barbara walters just said penis...
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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