we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I think I sprained my soul last night
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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