so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
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he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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