I want to stick my p in your. b.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
