I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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