she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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