i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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