no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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