Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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