Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
where are you?
Hypothermia
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
