I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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