I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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