So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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