Where did you get a picture of my penis
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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