I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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