Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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