can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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