Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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