I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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