i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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