i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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