Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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