tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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