u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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