i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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